{Originally Posted on Myspace}
I was so tight this morning. First I want to mention that since I have bought a snow blower 2 years ago it has snowed a total of 5 times until about 2 weeks ago. Of course, 3 weeks ago, my garage door broke and I cannot open it. Which for those you who are housless means I cannot get my snow blower out...or my car in! ( I used to laugh at people who had to clean off their car everyday...I hate karma sometimes). The snow hasn't been that bad, yet. So, I plan on testing the fates and getting the door fixed. If it stops snowing after that...lord help me.
Back the reason I was mad. I am driving to work, and of course it is snowing. I normally do not drive fast in the snow becuase I have a Toyota Echo and when I am on a hill or in the snow, I am pretty much going nowhere fast. So this black lady in her ugly ass Lexus (yes, i am hating), cuts me off!!! I had to bite my finger to stop all the things I want to say about her and her body parts falling off. Well, I did say something, but this is a family show.
Sigh...what is this word coming to? A woman, a black man, and a latino man are all running for president. I mean I think it is great, but shit who will I vote for. I am too used to white men running this country. I think white people are scared...and if you dont believe me, look at all the shows or movies that have black presidents in them.
First example...the movie Deep Impact. Morgan Freeman was president. Can anyone tell me what happened? A @&#!ing asteroid its the earth! What kind of shit is that????
Second example...the television show 24. There is a black president, Wayne Palmer. In episode 4 of THIS season, a nuclear bomb goes off in California! WTF???
Remember when Bush campaigned 3 years ago, he said that if we dont vote for him we would get hit with all these terrorist attacks. Imagine what Obama's opponent will say??? Vote for blackie and we will all die in a hellstorm of Metors and Nuclear Explosions...damn.
Oh, Happy Birthday Jose...(dont mean to be mad on your day...ha ha ha)
Wednesday, January 24, 2007
Monday, January 22, 2007
Ramblings...
{Originally Posted on Myspace}
Basketball…that is all I can say. 2006 is over and it time for a change for me. I have joined the YMCA and it is a healthier living for me. I am glad Josie and I have done this. With her diet I am eating better. However…Oreos are evil. I love them. I don't think that Eve gave Adam an apple; she gave him a double stuffed mint Oreo. It did not take long to gain my endurance, but damn, these kids are young and the older people are built like a brick shithouse. But, I maintain. I am not as good as I used to be, but I am playing for the exercise.
American Idol has started and while I don't really follow it as much as I used to I have to admit I love the auditions. I enjoy the rudeness of the judges. Shit, if you suck then you suck. Well Kenneth Briggs...this kid sang like crap and Simon said he looks like a monkey and um…he does.
You be the judge. http://www.realitytvmagazine.com/blog/images/bushbaby_idol.jpg
So of course he is on The Today Show wining about how Simon disrespected him. So he says that in all the seasons he has watched American Idol, he has never seen Simon attack someone personally. What??? Were watching the same show? He called Frenchie Davis fat. So yadda yadda, he is personally offended. You can't tell me no one in Seattle called his ass a monkey. Lord knows if he lived in NYC, he would be working at the Bronx Zoo (yeah I said it).
Go see Dreamgirls. You will not be disappointed. I have never been into musicals. I can tolerate Grease and Westside Story is the bomb, but this movie is off the hook.
Winter is here. Let me tell what pisses me off…people with SUVs. The big ass trucks that people drive because they think it will just plow threw snow. Well I drive a small car that gets me from point A to point B. I had this lady the other morning stare me down because I was driving to slow for her. I guess the snow falling had no effect on her Batmobile. I am noticing I am suffering from an acute case of road sarcasm. I wouldn't call it rage, like my dear wife has. I like to slow down when people are tailgating. Then, I may say something like…"I hope your balls fall off." You don't want to know a substitute when it is a woman driver…
Finally, my New Years Party was good. I have plenty of blackmail pics that I have no intention on publishing. But, I do have plenty of liquor left over. People left at 5 am!!! Damn.
Basketball…that is all I can say. 2006 is over and it time for a change for me. I have joined the YMCA and it is a healthier living for me. I am glad Josie and I have done this. With her diet I am eating better. However…Oreos are evil. I love them. I don't think that Eve gave Adam an apple; she gave him a double stuffed mint Oreo. It did not take long to gain my endurance, but damn, these kids are young and the older people are built like a brick shithouse. But, I maintain. I am not as good as I used to be, but I am playing for the exercise.
American Idol has started and while I don't really follow it as much as I used to I have to admit I love the auditions. I enjoy the rudeness of the judges. Shit, if you suck then you suck. Well Kenneth Briggs...this kid sang like crap and Simon said he looks like a monkey and um…he does.
You be the judge. http://www.realitytvmagazine.com/blog/images/bushbaby_idol.jpg
So of course he is on The Today Show wining about how Simon disrespected him. So he says that in all the seasons he has watched American Idol, he has never seen Simon attack someone personally. What??? Were watching the same show? He called Frenchie Davis fat. So yadda yadda, he is personally offended. You can't tell me no one in Seattle called his ass a monkey. Lord knows if he lived in NYC, he would be working at the Bronx Zoo (yeah I said it).
Go see Dreamgirls. You will not be disappointed. I have never been into musicals. I can tolerate Grease and Westside Story is the bomb, but this movie is off the hook.
Winter is here. Let me tell what pisses me off…people with SUVs. The big ass trucks that people drive because they think it will just plow threw snow. Well I drive a small car that gets me from point A to point B. I had this lady the other morning stare me down because I was driving to slow for her. I guess the snow falling had no effect on her Batmobile. I am noticing I am suffering from an acute case of road sarcasm. I wouldn't call it rage, like my dear wife has. I like to slow down when people are tailgating. Then, I may say something like…"I hope your balls fall off." You don't want to know a substitute when it is a woman driver…
Finally, my New Years Party was good. I have plenty of blackmail pics that I have no intention on publishing. But, I do have plenty of liquor left over. People left at 5 am!!! Damn.
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